Established Post-Punk Band Seeks Bassist in Dallas, Texas For Sale

What we're looking for:
1. Our influences: Bauhaus, Siouxsie & The Banshees, The Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Echo & The Bunnymen, Bowie, Joy Division, Interpol, etc.
2. Have their own good equipment & reliable transportation.
3. Be able to commit to twice-a-week rehearsal, monthly local gigs, occasional out-of-town gigs & regional tours.
4. Does not have a huge ego or inflated sense of self-worth, a decent sense-of-humor and can take direction from the drummer & the rest of the band without getting bitchy.
5. No drugs or out-of-control alcoholism.
6. Must be at least 21-years-old.
7. Be a quick study, understand the role of the bass in a band, have a basic understanding of music theory and be able to contribute ideas while we're writing new songs.
8. Cool dresser/commanding stage presence is a consideration.